First it was the Covid lockdown toilet paper hoarding. People buying up pallets of TP to scalp on the side of the road for a giant markup in price. Well, now itâs chickens. And Iâm not exaggerating, prices are out of control and farms are having waiting lists. Some people are charging $35 per bird on Marketplace or Craigslist. My wife and I got lucky with an ad I found on craigslist. Two hours after responding to the listing and we were already meeting the guy in the parking lot of Tractor Supply. We snagged 5 hens for $70 total, which feels like a heist compared to what others are paying.
We got a late start in the day and didn't really prepare, so we ended up chasing birds around the neighborhood like lunatics. Clipping wings, corralling them into the backyard, patching up gaps in our makeshift chickenwire fence. Weâve only got a 5-foot fence, but after clipping, they donât even try to escape. Truth is, they donât want to leave because to a chicken our backyard is a damn paradise.
I turned our shed into a temporary coop while I fix up the old one right beside it. Weâve got a compost pile, a wild patch for butterflies and dragonflies, a small pond with a fountain, and plenty of shade. The chickens love it. Theyâve got everything they need. And best of all, Iâve got eggs, pest control, and peace of mind.
People sense it, even if they canât say it out loud. The worldâs extremely unstable. Food prices are stupid. Depending on grocery stores feel like a gamble. We remember how quickly store shelves can be picked bare when people panic. So folks are grabbing chickens like itâs the new toilet paper craze. Self-reliance is cool again.
You're not going to be able to use Google shit after SHTF, so I highly reccomend buying a few physical books. you dont need a whole library, but here is a solid read for new chicken owners. Covers the basics without sugarcoating the fluff, and breaks it down for low-IQ cave-men like myself. If you're even thinking about raising chickens, this guide is your new best friend.
https://amzn.to/45Gc5Cr Get the BookThis automatic incubator handles up to 18 eggs with built-in turning, a candling light for checking development, an air vent, and precise temperature control. Whether you're hatching chickens, ducks, or quail, this one's built for backyard farms and beginners alike.
Shop the Incubator16âł tall, 32âŻft roll of galvanized, rust-resistant hex wire. Perfect for patching weak spots or building a hardy chicken run that laughs in the face of weather and curious predators.
Secure Your Run NowThese 5-foot heavy-duty metal U-posts are the real deal. I used them when my flock decided the grass was greener next door â and I wasnât about to let some chickens outsmart me. No digging required. Just line âem up and slam them in with a sledgehammer like you're staking out territory in the apocalypse. They donât budge, and they donât rust.
First time I put these in, I was barefoot, half-caffeinated, and still managed to build a solid perimeter before noon. If I can do that with one bad ankle and a chicken pecking at my toes, youâll be just fine.
Drive 'Em InThis ain't some flimsy plastic bin from the dollar store, this is the exact type of feeder my best friend Ballard gave me to start me off with my first two chickens in 2019 and it is still being used by my current chickens today August 7, 2025. So that should tell you that this chicken feeder is built like a tank. Keeps feed dry in the rain, the cone keeps birds from turning it into their personal roost, and the adjustable legs mean it works no matter how uneven your yard is. Minimal waste, zero hassle. Just fill it and forget it for days.
First time I filled it up and set it inside their coup, my birds looked at me like I was a damn genius. They ate in peace, didnât knock it over and not from lack of trying, and I didnât have to crawl into the coop every morning like some medieval feed wench. This thing paid for itself in saved feed by week two. If you donât grab this exact one, at least make sure you get something with a roost cone and adjustable legs. Trust me on that.
Feed the FlockIf youâve been thinking about getting chickens juststop thinking and start building. The perfect time never comes, we were not prepared and things were/are not yet perfect, but hear me out: Chickens are quiet, low-maintenance, and one of the most cost-effective ways to boost your food security. Just be ready to chase a few around the yard and clip some wings. It's worth it. Especially with the way things are going.
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Prepared, not panicked.